“Okay,let me finish that story, After God told me I was going to be President, I went and got the Presidential Seal tattooed on my shoulder, my morale went from negative 5 hundred up.”
Those were the closing remarks made by Idaho Governor candidate Harley Brown. Only in Idaho will you see a grizzly looking fellow dressed head to toe in biker gear as President of The Bombers motorcycle club, standing at a public access podium running for Governor. He’s more anti PC America than Donald Trump and he’s came up with his own “Harlyisms” or jokes he’s created against all races and nationalities, “including bikers” according to Harley. As legend has it he asked God to let him go back to being a Batalion Commander but according to Mr. Brown God had bigger plans for him. Commander in Chief. The secret service would hate him. He’d be leaving the white house on his bike and head over to the pentagon or lighting up cigars in front of congress at the Capiral.
- “Take air superiority, roll in with you’re tanks, like troopers in lawsuits, Blitzkrieg” is Harleys response to taxes. People always complain after debates and say the moderators cut the candidates off before they could finish making their point and I see a prime example in this case with Harley Brown. Some people would argue it would be a good idea to blow up the tax code but most of those people mean it figuratively, however, Harley wants “to talk about the other realm we exist in” now That’s my kind of guy. This is the kind of man I’d like to have as a neighbor. At my summer house that is. Every few weeks when the burgers are grilling and the beer is flowing, Harley’s walking across the street with a case of Busch Light, a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, and the Presidential Seal tatted up on his shoulder debating and rambling on about politics.
Is it actually possible for Harley Brown to take this? I doubt it but after all this is Idaho we are talking about folks. The only way you will ever see me in Idaho is at Harley’s victory party celebration.
You heard it here 1st Harley Brown for President 2k16.
Scottyd
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